Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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