Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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