its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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