You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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