are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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