I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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