mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
