Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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