I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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