white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We had to coat check the pizza.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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