We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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