Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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