Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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