You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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