Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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