just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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