My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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