Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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