i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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