he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
should my penis look like a turkey
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
