Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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