Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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