I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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