Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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