i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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