How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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