i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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