after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
