is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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