dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
