i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
