she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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