if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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