even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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