Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
