Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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