You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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