i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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