everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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