Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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