My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So. Much. Porn.
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