If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Farmville is her only friend.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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