Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
