There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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