Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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