Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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