just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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