so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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