Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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