I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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