They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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Just high enough for therapy.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I need to sanitize my soul.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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