you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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