found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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