Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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